boobies are pretty great

ambitiousbard:

automatomik:

emptytankofgas:

automatomik:

emptytankofgas:

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

oh for crust’s sake

god rye

Wheat try for better jokes but it’s late. 

We’d butter stop while we’re a-bread

what do you think you’ll grain with all these jokes

ambitiousbard:

automatomik:

emptytankofgas:

automatomik:

emptytankofgas:

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

oh for crust’s sake

god rye

Wheat try for better jokes but it’s late.

We’d butter stop while we’re a-bread

what do you think you’ll grain with all these jokes

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

image

image

image

image

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(Source: clumsycarl)

pizzaforpresident:

uglyreckless:

kwadi:

kwadxploren:

My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.

this is one of the best posts i have ever seen

OH MY GOD

I laugh every time I see this

pizzaforpresident:

uglyreckless:

kwadi:

kwadxploren:

My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.

this is one of the best posts i have ever seen

OH MY GOD

I laugh every time I see this

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq)

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

(Source: memewhore)

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE